Looks like the “Baltimore Bullet” shot himself in the foot. Or maybe just stubbed his toe. His career is hardly up in smoke, and there’s clearly no need to demonize Michael Phelps. Of course, we can still make fun of him. In my opinion, the REAL bad guy is the creep that went public with the picture. (Then again, if it weren’t for creeps like him, creeps like ME wouldn’t have the chance to write parodies about Michael Phelps.) The bottom line is a superhuman swimmer reminded us all he’s really human after all. The good news is, now he can run for President!! In any case, there’s a lesson to be learned. Swimming is clearly a gateway sport to drugs. Parents, keep your kids out of the pool!!!
Hold onto your Speedo!! Olympic champion Michael Phelps is in hot water, and this musical parody takes a look at the scandal stroke for stroke, and toke for toke. (Special appearances by Bob Marley, Snoop Dogg, Paris Hilton, Willie Nelson, George Bush, Bill Clinton & Barack Obama.)
I'm incredibly disappointed that your blog never yields any comments, nor do your YouTubes get any hits. You posted on Salon, which I appreciate, and this video was clever & well put together. I hope you don't get down on the fact that you're not a breakaway success yet. Please keep plugging away. There is nothing more depressing than channeling all your love & passion into something and it not getting recognition. Keep on rocking it. Vapin' out to you tonight! <3
Thanks for your feedback. I must tell you, I was actually happy with the way things were going ...until I read your comment!! Here's the way I see it. First, I only know a couple hundred people. So when a couple thousand, or a few hundred thousand, see my stuff, I'm thrilled. I don't advertise or promote anywhere, so I'm not expecting much. As for channeling my love and passion into this, it's actually pretty easy work. And it's fun. I'd do it if NONBODY watched them. Of course, since you feel so bad for me, now you must comment on every video AND try to get everyone you know to watch and comment on them!! Thanks again...
1982 was an interesting year for mainstream rock. Listeners were still a few years away from the chart-topping pop-metal bands... Read more at allmusic.com
"KUNG FU FIGHTING" BY CARL DOUGLAS (1974)
Timing is important in pop music in so many ways. It's crucial that a pop song reflects its time so that it's relatable. Timing played an important role on so many levels with Carl Douglas' career-making gold single "Kung Fu Fighting." In spring 1974, London-based producer Biddu was looking for a singer to record a song by "Rhinestone Cowboy" songwriter Larry Weiss. He remembered a singer that he'd worked with on the soundtrack of the Richard Roundtree movie Ecstasy.He thought that Jamaica-born singer Carl Douglas would be just right for "I Want to Give You My Everything." With the Weiss song recorded and pegged for the A-side, Biddu wondered what the B-side would be. He asked Douglas if he had any original songs. Out of the five songs the singer sang off the top of his head, the producer picked "Kung Fu Fighting." It was recorded with the karate chop-related "hoo"s and "haaas"s with the remaining studio time they had... Read more at allmusic.com
"I WALK THE LINE" BY JOHNNY CASH (1957)
A stark, desolate declaration of eternal love that at times seems to border on dangerous obsession, "I Walk the Line" made Johnny Cash a star in the summer of 1956 — not only on the country front, where the Man in Black had prevailed ever since his Sun Records debut, "Cry! Cry! Cry!," the previous autumn, and its follow-ups "So Doggone Lonesome" and "Folsom Prison Blues" — but on the pop hit parade too, where the country & western chart-topper made a very impressive number 17 showing on Billboard's lists. "I Walk the Line" convincingly announced the arrival of a new and unique talent whose deep, sincere vocal style and unusually sparse band accompaniment from the Tennessee Two (guitarist Luther Perkins' rudimentary lead fills ... Read more at allmusic.com
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“Kokomo” by The Beach Boys (1983)
You probably know it best from the 1988 release on the "Cocktail" soundtrack...and that video with John "Uncle Jesse" Stamos! The "Kokomo" single backed with "Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard was first released through Elektra Records in July 1988. It peaked at the #1 position on the Billboard charts on November 5, 1988 after knocking out "A Groovy Kind of Love" by Phil Collins. This meant that it was The Beach Boys' first #1 hit in the United States since "Good Vibrations" in 1966, making it the longest time span between two number one hits in America for a band (22 years). It is also their only #1 hit not written or produced by Brian Wilson. After spending just one week at the top of the charts, the single was knocked out of the number one spot by The Escape Club song "Wild, Wild West". After being signed to Capitol Records following the success of the initial single, Capitol clearly tried to take advantage of the song's popularity by issuing the song... Read more at Wikipedia
“Hey Paula” by Paul & Paula (1962)
Getting a number-one pop hit was easy for West Texans Ray Hildebrand (Joshua, TX) and Jill Jackson (Camry, TX). Mission accomplished with their first single. But the old saying, "you don't appreciate what you don't work hard for," applies here. "Hey Paula" aced Billboard's pop survey and made the Top Ten on most R&B charts, prompting Motown Records to team Marvin Gaye and Mary Wells to cash in on the fad. After pairing Gaye with Kim Weston, Motown processed the Paul & Paula paradigm successfully by pairing Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell. ... Read more at allmusic.com
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“Born in the U.S.A” by Bruce Springsteen (1984)
Such is the thin red, white, and blue line separating patriotism and social outrage that "Born in the U.S.A." was nearly co-opted by president Ronald Reagan during his 1984 re-election run; a more bitter indictment of the American way it's tough to imagine, yet the song's anthemic passion nevertheless spoke louder than words to not only politicians, but also many Bruce Springsteen fans, all of them mistaking its anger and intensity for flag-waving, hand-over-heart devotion. The title track of Springsteen's most successful LP, "Born in the U.S.A." tells the story of a Vietnam veteran who returns to the country he protected and served only to find himself a pariah, unable even to secure work at the local refinery; it's the American dream gone horribly wrong: small-town kid goes off to war to avoid jail time, loses his brother in battle, and comes home to face a future as bleak as his past. Where the classic "Born to Run" once captured the poetry and romanticism of flight, a decade later, "Born in the U.S.A." reveals the bitter truth: "I'm ten years burning down the road/Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go." In essence, escape is futile, and for many, the American dream isn't so much a privilege as it is a curse. ... Read more at allmusic.com
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“Can’t Get Enough Of You Baby” by Smashmouth (1999)
Based on their infectious summer single "Walking on the Sun," it was easy to dismiss Smash Mouth as a one-hit wonder, since it was hard to believe that they'd be able to top that sun-kissed delight that was easily the highlight of their debut, Fush Yu Mang. Perhaps that's why their second record, Astro Lounge, feels like such a surprise, since it carries through on the promise of "Walking on the Sun." Like Sugar Ray — a fellow veteran of the ska-punk underworld who delivered a follow-up that owed more to melodic pop and new wave than its hit predecessor — Smash Mouth have created an album that is unabashedly fun, catchy, and lightweight, the ideal music for a car radio or a day at the beach. It's true that nothing on Astro Lounge is as immediately grabbing as "Walking on the Sun," but every song shares the same party-ready mentality and irresistible, trashy AM-radio vibe. No, nothing on Astro Lounge is particularly deep, but it's all good fun and it never disappoints — which is quite a remarkable feat... Read more atallmusic.com
“Because I Got High” by Afroman (2001)
"Because I Got High" is one of those genius, perfectly conceived and executed singles that seems to arise from the ether as if it has always been there. Sparely instrumented, recorded so nonchalantly it's hard to believe that anybody believed that the tape was rolling, it's a riot — it's not just a frat rock anthem, it's a logical, brilliant record, escalating from verse to verse, with its consciously off-handed comments still capable of eliciting extreme laughter on the 20th spin. Read more at allmusic.com
“Jailhouse Rock” by Elvis Presely (1957)
Written as the title track for Elvis' third movie, "Jailhouse Rock" is one of rock & roll's great irreducibles. Written by Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller, the song sports one of rock & roll's most simplistic riffs, one that can be played by even the most stylistically challenged of musicians. Presley's original starts with that chordal sliding riff, moving from the key of D to the tune's official key of E flat (although almost no one has recorded the tune in that tune since), punctuated by two raw slaps to the snare drum. Read more at allmusic.com
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When he's not singing parodies, Ross Hopman is the lead singer for Project 1.9. If you think he sounds good singing other people's songs, you should hear him singing his own stuff. Click here to see where they're appearing next.
One of War's finest creations, "Why Can't We Be Friends?" reflects the band's urban roots perfectly, and there is a certain charm to the entire affair. Camaraderie, communication, and unity between people of all races is the obvious subject matter here, and the very big vocal arrangement reflects this perfectly. A funky guitar riff from Howard Roberts leads the way here, along with B.B. Dickerson's powerful conga performance. The song conveys that everyone is destined to live and love each other, and that the wall of prejudice will soon crumble. Read more at allmusic.com
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“Love Machine, Pt. 1” by The Miracles (1975)
With Billy Griffin on lead vocal, The Miracles scored their second pop number one ( "Tears of a Clown" is the other one). The irresistible chugger with Bobby Rogers' ingratiating growls and Griffin's airy tenor directing the charge was the highlight of their conceptual City of Angels album; the tune is a braggadocio account of the LP's main character, Michael. The 1976 release was The Miracles' biggest record and their last significant chart entry; Griffin and Warren Moore are credited as the writers. Amazingly, this disco king didn't ace the R&B chart. Griffin redid the song with Ian Levine, and did it again as recently as 2001 on a self-produced set, but the original still reigns supreme. From allmusic.com
Along with "Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. II," "Money" gave Pink Floyd a Top 40 hit, peaking at number 13 and remaining within the Top 40 for nine consecutive weeks. The irony is unavoidable, as a song that dismisses the glorification of wealth and preaches about the evils of unnecessary consumption catapults the band who is singing it into commercial fame. Pink Floyd surely wasn't aiming for a chart hit, but the elements of "Money" contained a head-bobbing rhythm and a friendly yet... Read more at allmusic.com
ECONOMIC CRISIS HITS THE U.K.
"Who Are You" by The Who (1971)
The subculture of the Mods — a subculture which informed the early music of the Who, who in time would come to personify mod thinking in the eyes of many fans — was once described as an effort to transform "revolt into style." Appropriately, both revolt and style always seemed to matter most to the Who's guitarist and primary songwriter, Pete Townshend; from the band's earliest records, he seemed to be flailing against the outer boundaries of rock & roll, looking for new ways to approach the music and change it around to suit his needs. However, when punk rock became the new buzz... Read more at allmusic.com
"Free Ride" by Dan Hartman (1979)
Hartman's followup to Instant Replay, and while nothing here raced up the charts like that album's title single, the producer/singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist flashes his party energy through sturdy constructions. "Hands Down" trails off with Stevie Wonder and Edgar Winter trading fours on harmonica and sax respectively — an inspired collaboration that could have run on a few minutes more. "Just for Fun," almost a one-man show, contrasts a muscular, syncopated hook to the insouciance of the lyric. The finale, "Free Ride," retools a hit Hartman originally wrote and sung for Edgar Winter, transferring the choogle of the older version's rhythm guitar to the rhythm section for a seemingly-simple discofication displaying the hand of a master crafsman.
“That’s Amore” by Dean Martin (1953)
Dean Martin had been recording singles and EPs for more than six years when he stepped into the studio on November 20, 1952 to cut his first ten-inch, eight-song LP. Called Dean Martin Sings, it featured songs from the Martin and Lewis film The Stooge, a near-drama about a singer who needs his comic partner more than he realizes, that was shot in 1951 but not released until 1953. Only one song, "A Girl Named Mary and a Boy Named Bill," was actually written for the score, which otherwise consisted of semi-standards from the 1920s and '30s, notably "Just One More Chance," best-known as a hit for Martin's primary influence, Bing Crosby, and "I Feel a Song Comin' On." The versatile Martin gives unusually chaste and precise readings of the songs, paying more attention to the material than he did when given less interesting... Read more at allmusic.com
“Hot Blooded” by Foreigner (1978)
Foreigner promptly followed up its blockbuster debut with the equally successful "Double Vision" LP, which featured the FM mega-hits "Hot Blooded" and the driving title track. Opting not to mess with a good formula, the band wisely sticks to the polished hard rock sound that made its first record such a hit. Other highlights include "Love Has Taken Its Toll" and "Blue Morning, Blue Day." As always, Lou Gramm's impeccable rock vocals lead the way, supported by Mick Jones' tasteful, arena-sized guitar riffs.
“Spinning Wheel” by Blood, Sweat & Tears (1969)
A simple, funky piano riff drives this excellent karmic period piece, which combines pop, soul, rock and a hint of psychedelic color together to create one of Blood, Sweat & Tears' most lasting classics. According to drummer Bobby Colomby, "Stylistically, [it] was simple enough for us to have... Read more at allmusic.com
“Fun, Fun, Fun” by the Beach Boys (1964)
Although their vocal harmonies make most people think of the Beach Boys as purely pop, they've often displayed a solid knack for rockers. One of their best is "Fun Fun Fun," a relentlessly propulsive track that gave the Beach Boys a Top Five hit in 1964. The witty story song lyric tells of a girl who lies to get "her daddy's car" so she can go hot-rodding. Of course, the father catches on and takes it away so the song throws in a final twist... Read more at allmusic.com
“You Got It (The Right Stuff)” by New Kids On The Block (1988)
After his success with New Edition, producer Maurice Starr decided to replicate the singing group, substituting suburban white kids for the young black teenagers. The result was New Kids on the Block, a pioneering boy band that quickly eclipsed the popularity of Starr's previous group while laying the groundwork for the teen pop boom of the late-'90s. Comprising Boston-area singers Donnie Wahlberg, Jordan Knight, Jon Knight, Danny Wood, and Joey McIntyre... Read more at allmusic.com
"Three's Company" ABC Television (1977 - 1984)
ABC caused something of a dust-up in March of 1977 when it aired a new comedy called Three’s Company. Penned and produced by Don Nicholl, Michael Ross, and Bernie West (Emmy award-winning writers for All in the Family and producers of The Jeffersons), the series was loosely based on the British sitcom Man About the House. Read more at tvland.com
“Love Potion No. 9” by The Searchers (1963)
The Searchers' debut LP doesn't sound quite like any other album they ever issued. All of their Pye Records albums were rushed, but not like this — faced with an extraordinarily popular hit right out of the box in the guise of "Sweets for My Sweet" (which rose to Number One on the U.K. charts), the group cut 11 more finished tracks in one day, drawn from the best part of their stage act. Read more at allmusic.com
Hold onto your Speedo!! Olympic champion Michael Phelps is in hot water, and this musical parody takes a look at the scandal stroke for stroke, and toke for toke. (Special appearances by Bob Marley, Snoop Dogg, Paris Hilton, Willie Nelson, George Bush, Bill Clinton & Barack Obama.)
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I'm incredibly disappointed that your blog never yields any comments, nor do your YouTubes get any hits. You posted on Salon, which I appreciate, and this video was clever & well put together. I hope you don't get down on the fact that you're not a breakaway success yet. Please keep plugging away. There is nothing more depressing than channeling all your love & passion into something and it not getting recognition. Keep on rocking it. Vapin' out to you tonight! <3
Thanks for your feedback. I must tell you, I was actually happy with the way things were going ...until I read your comment!! Here's the way I see it. First, I only know a couple hundred people. So when a couple thousand, or a few hundred thousand, see my stuff, I'm thrilled. I don't advertise or promote anywhere, so I'm not expecting much. As for channeling my love and passion into this, it's actually pretty easy work. And it's fun. I'd do it if NONBODY watched them. Of course, since you feel so bad for me, now you must comment on every video AND try to get everyone you know to watch and comment on them!! Thanks again...
Nice job Bruce. Nice back handed compliment Biblo.
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