Friday, July 23, 2010

"Blow Me Today (Rant Mix)"

He’s quite the sweet talker, that Mel Gibson -- a real hopeless romantic. Make that just hopeless. Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, Gays, Women --is there anyone this guy likes? To his credit, he is totally unbiased in his prejudices. An equal opportunity hater. Clearly, Mel has some issues. Still, I could never imagine someone getting that upset over not getting a blow job, and believe me -- I’ve not gotten plenty of blow jobs…
WARNING: THIS PARODY CONTAINS FREQUENT USE OF THE WORD BLOW JOB, #$@%^!, &#*&@!! AND OTHER LANGUAGE THEY HAVEN’T INVENTED TYPEWRITER KEYS FOR YET.

submit to reddit Everyone’s favorite racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic,misogynist,holocaust-denying Hollywood superstar is at it again. Hear a musical blow by blow account of Mel Gibson’s latest antics, inspired by actual excerpts from his rants.Written & Produced by: Bruce Hopman Vocals by: Ross Hopman
Recorded at JSM Music, NYC

Monday, January 18, 2010

"Jersey Shore (A Love/Hate Song)"

Two questions come to mind when I watch MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” Why am I watching this? And why can’t I stop watching this? As if New Jersey hasn’t been maligned enough already, did the Garden State really need this? Not exactly a promotional video for the Tourism Department, is it? And to make matters worse, most of the cast isn’t even from Jersey!! Well, I am from Jersey. So I’m allowed to make fun of Jersey. You are not. Unless you’re from there. That’s just the way it works. Hey, I don’t make the rules...


submit to reddit A musical parody tribute to the show you love to hate. Or hate to love. Or both. If you thought there wasn’t anything left to make fun of New Jersey about, think again! Set to the music of a song made popular by none other than Jersey's own "Boss."
Lyrics: Bruce Hopman Vocals: Ross Hopman
Recorded at JSM Music, NYC